A Large Hadron Collider Would Be Easy to Build If Ikea Made It [Image Cache]

So why exactly did CERN spend billions and billions of dollars building the Large Hadron Collider when Ikea sells a perfectly good alternative, the H?dr?nn Cj?lidder, for considerably less cash? Sure, its Compact Muon Solenoid is made from ugly particle board, but think of the money you'll save by building it yourself. More »

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